Never Meet Your HeroesThey're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
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chthonic, Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
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Don't Draw a PenisI have four people I'd like to meet - Jonti (Weebl), Simon Pegg, Derren Brown and ... ummm, I can never remember the fourth ... it might be Evangeline Lilly simply because she's hot.
Anyway, I went to a Derren Brown show and managed to persuade him into letting me onto the stage. He did the old "draw something" routine and - like he did with that fella off League of Gentlemen - advised me not to "draw something obvious - like a house, a stick man ... or a penis".
It all went fine; I assumed (wrongly) that I was much cleverer than him and would 'win' and he basically spent ten minutes taking the piss out of me in front of a packed audience.
Cock.
(, Thu 25 May 2006, 17:16, Reply)
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