Off Topic But Hey, Who Isn't?
About as off topic as most in here and didn't even happen to me, but reading through the others, I saw a Darth Vader reference and remembered this.

My mate, Dave, was at a comic convention with a few celebs who were all selling ink for £25-£40. He gog to look down Marina Sirtis's top and swears he saw nipple, but that's not the best bit.

He turned a corner and was faced with Darth Vader and several Stormtroopers marching toward him. Without a split-second of a pause, he went into the whole "you cannot frighten us with your sorceror's ways ..." speech, hoping that Darth would play along.

Fair play to the pretend Darth, he did a Sith grip (or whatever it's called) and Dave collapsed on the floor, choking.

In his tiny geek mind, life will probably not get any better until he finally finds a girlfriend (he's 28).

No apologies for length - one should always be proud.
(Ted P 8 0 M F G 6 0 1 0 4 7 3 6 5 +, Thu 25 May 2006, 17:34, Reply)