why are they mostly Cnuts?
I sold Suzi Quatro a pair of Ray-Bans, She was a miserable bitch.

Josh and Charlie from Casualty were a pair of miserable twats, unlike Ash who was a great guy with a top missus. Can't be arsed to look up their real names, except Martin Robinson - bit of a hero in Green Wing.

Met Vic and Bob - Vic was a prick. Got my revenge by cutting him up on the M4. He flipped me the finger.

Roy Chubby Brown - gave him a Spectacle cleaning cloth - didn't even say thanks; prick!!

Richard Whitely; cut his own lenses from a broken frame into a nice clear plastic armani frame. He wore them for about three years, so he must have liked them. acted like I shagged his puppy to death in front of his mother when I fitted them to him.

On the nice side :
Joe Jordan - Bought Ray-Bans, top bloke
Femi Okai (Sp?) presenter of TOTP years back, well knob-able in the flesh.
Fenella George, star of cable shows about planes, very cute and nice in the flesh.
Gareth Chilcott (rugby Player) by God you wouldn't want to snap his frame in front of him.......like I did; Top bloke.

My mate Vince met Iain (M) Banks in Broadmead, in Bristol. Vince said:'It's you.....'
To which Lord Banks almighty replied:'Yes it is...'

I made some specs for Mrs Thatcher once. My Dad was proud of me when I told him I rubbed my big fat cock all over them, before sending them out. Tidy!!
(BigAndyBee, Thu 25 May 2006, 23:30, Reply)