Brian May = Twat.
My aunt knows some sort of make-up artest type who managed to wangle some tickets for the premier of Spiderman 2. Which she gave to me too take my cousin (he was about 10 yrs old at the time).
Anywho there we were on the red carpet, hanging around like a pair of penises in a nunary, with bouncers telling us to move on constantly: McFly who my cousin loved were there, I went and got their autographs for him, he was star-struck, they were being pesterd by pre-pubecent girls but were nice. Tody McGuire and Kirstin Dunnst were both nice and signed autographs. But Brian May, amazingly, seeing as Leicster square was full of teenage tarts trying to glimpse McFly and McGuire got one of the best receptions of everyone. Yet he ignored every fucker there. He didnt even look up just kept his head in his coat a fucked off into the theatre. Twat.

Generic penis based joke.
(Gimli son of Gloin., Thu 25 May 2006, 23:31, Reply)