Never Meet Your HeroesThey're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
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chthonic, Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
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timmy malletAs student I naturally had a rather pretentiouis love of all things nostalgic, from my Optimus Prime t-shirt to my Columbo DVD box-set.
It was for this reason that I attended a club night known as "The Big One" on the night that Timmy Mallet was making an appearance on stage.
He jumped around for a bit and then asked for two volunteers to play "Mallets Mallet", promptly picking two pissed-up, fat-titted slappers. He then proceeded to flirt with both women before placing a badge on each of their doughy, overfed breasts.
Afterwards, he offered to hit everyone in the club over the head with his soft mallet. I promptly stood in line, waiting to meet the man. As i came up to his seat he asked me to kneel before him.
"I'm not kneeling for you, just hit me with the mallet."
"If you don't kneel before me I won't hit you."
He then had two security men escort me from the stage.
bastard!
(, Fri 26 May 2006, 12:34, Reply)
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