Never Meet Your HeroesThey're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
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chthonic, Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
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School Trip to London Zoo, Circa 1999...and a weasley little guy in our class, Shane, is sure he's spotted the Potato-Headed Steve Mcfadden, AKA Eastenders' Phil Mitchell, wandering round the monkey enclosure with his family.
Half an hour on and sure enough as we're checking out the Reptile House we see the Fat cockney Bastard coming round the corner towards us. Shane gives us all the "I fucking told you cunts" look before wandering up to the B-list Twat to try and say Hi. He approaches cautiosly just as Steve turns round to face him.
"Oh Fucking Fuck Off You Little Cunt!!"
Classic.
(, Sat 27 May 2006, 21:14, Reply)
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