Lennox Lewis
I was in Las Vegas around the time of Lewis' title fight with Rahman at the MGM Grand.

So I'm leaving my hotel one morning and walking through the Casino floor when this huge great big Canadian/Cockney fella barges into me. I look at him and point my finger and shout at him. He looks back and says "I can do what I want, I'm Lennox Lewis". Well I wasn't taking that! I punched him in the face and he went flying back into a fruit machine, knocking it over.

Then he comes at me, trying to jab and hook. I skillfully dodge each punch before laying him out again with a kung-fu kick to his chest. By this point a crowd has gathered around, clapping and chanting "fight, fight". They've formed a circle around me and Lennox.

Lennox gets up again and swings wildly. I twat him right in the head with my forearm and follow it with an uppercut which knocked him straight out. He groggily opened his eyes and started crying, begging me not to hurt him anymore. I shrugged my shoulders and walked away to the cheers of the crowd.

I've also beaten up Mike Tyson, Joe Frazer and George Foreman.

Yes I have.
(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 7:59, Reply)