I am that heartwarming bastion of fluffehness
I spent the start of this week nursing my boyfriend through a horrible bout of manflu. I made him soup, I brought him freshly squeezed orange juice, I cleaned his kitchen, I fed him paracetamol and I mopped his fevered brow. I am selfless.

Equally selflessly, he shared his germs with me and I'm running a temperature of 39.1 degrees C now and feel like absolute shit. Once this Lemsip wears off I'm praying for unconsciousness because I don't think I can bear another night of sweat and shivering.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:29, 7 replies)

I can't help hearing the voice of Ian Paisley in my
head when reading the headline to this post for some reason...try it.
(Oil Slick, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:40, closed)

I read everything
CHCB posts in teh style of Ian Paisley.

Then I go and punch a catholic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:44, closed)

well, the accent's the same
but the musical intonation differs somewhat
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:46, closed)

yeah but do you do the whistle?
Ulssssssssssssster will not ssssssssssssssuccumb to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeectarian violencccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeee.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:28, closed)

for the right amount of money
I could do the whistle.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:30, closed)

i'm not sure I know him...
what's his user id?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:37, closed)

Get well soon, but...
...as a woman, can you actually catch manflu?

(I thought it was a mysterious ailment that only the males of the species could catch/whine about/die from)

Maybe it's mutated like bird flu and jumped the XX XY divide?

Hoping said boyfriend is retuning selflessness.
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)