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In amongst all the tales of bitterness and poo, we occasionally get fluffy stories that bring a small tear to our internet-jaded eyes.

In celebration of this, what is the nicest thing someone's done for you? Whether you thoroughly deserved it or it came out of the blue, tell us of heartwarming, selfless acts by others.

Failing that, what nice things have you done for other people, whether they liked it or not?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:14)
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Mrs Sexmonkey
Will occasionally suck on my pecker, which is nice.

Especially considering the fact that it's covered in scar tissue and little black hairs. In fact, it vaguely resembles a meat-stick that's been rolled around on the floor of a barber shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:40, 11 replies)
Hurrah!
Long time, no monkeysex.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)
I think you also
might have a bit of a marketing problem.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:45, closed)
'lo Enzyme!
You can have Monkeysex whenever you like now, for I AM BACK. For good.

There ain't nothing wrong with my marketing, sonny-jim, the ladies love hairy meat-poles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:48, closed)
Woooooo!!!!!!
My Monkeysex is back!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:51, closed)
*snogs*
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:57, closed)
*enjoys it*
You bitch, you didn't come along to the last bash when TRL was here. I had my pretty frock on and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:59, closed)
I'm sorry
The Bank of Sexmonkey was liquidated roughly around the time of the last bash, so there was no way I could make it. Thankfully now though, I've received some government grants (which you've all paid for, ha!) and a nice little pay cheque, so I'm quite merry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:01, closed)
get that razor out.. its what I do !
It is slightly un-nerving when hairs grow up your pork sword though :(
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:51, closed)
I occasionally trim
but it's the hairs up the line on the bottom of my cock that worry me. Like The fat boy from Family guy said, 'I found a seam up my penis last night, this only further proves my theory that I'm two men who have been cut in half and sewn together'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:56, closed)
for some reason
your description of little sexmonkey brought to mind an image of the kings of leon.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:41, closed)
Pffft

Stupid fucking hicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:42, closed)

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