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In amongst all the tales of bitterness and poo, we occasionally get fluffy stories that bring a small tear to our internet-jaded eyes.

In celebration of this, what is the nicest thing someone's done for you? Whether you thoroughly deserved it or it came out of the blue, tell us of heartwarming, selfless acts by others.

Failing that, what nice things have you done for other people, whether they liked it or not?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:14)
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In my mind
The angels have nipples.

...and dildos, big, scary black dildos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:58, 2 replies)
I love your idea of heaven, Sexmonkey
and I hope to be there with a 12" strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:59, closed)
I hope to be
there with a giant sized pack of lube.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:02, closed)
I'll bring the sand.

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:02, closed)
And
the cheesgrater.

Oh yes, the cheesegrater.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:03, closed)
Please bum me with your strap on.
I keep begging the Mrs, but she refuses, the only person who's offered is my sister in law, and I think she'd be a bit too rough for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:09, closed)
Yeah
she would be. She doesn't give you a chance to lube.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:17, closed)
My sister in law has bummed you?
What was she like? She's got lovely great massive honking huge norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:18, closed)
Yes I know
She used them afterwards. They hurt more than the dildo
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:25, closed)
Black ones?
But surely they should be pure white ones which strap neatly to their legs under their floaty white robes...or maybe attach to their large white wings.

Or maybe they should be large gold dildos - the ones who don't have harps could have them.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:00, closed)
But my angels are naughty angels
In sexmonkey heaven all the nymphos become angels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:02, closed)
They could always
use their harps as dildos.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:02, closed)
Open wide Jesus!
He loves to be penetrated by Harps.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:07, closed)
Independent Film Makers!
You have a cracking film here! Better than Dogma.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:19, closed)
Anything is better than Dogma
Any film where they can make Salma Hayek look unattractive is just pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:24, closed)

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