My girlfriend
The only woman in the world I can see myself with forever, the only person who gets my jokes, the only person I wanna fall asleep with at night, and wake up with in the morning, puts up with me.

She puts up with the fact I spend way too much time on B3ta, even asking what this week's challenge and QOTW are, she puts up with my obsession with retro games, she puts up with the collectible figures around my room, she puts up with my lack of style, my messy hair, my big belly, my stinky farts, she puts up with the fact that I have pictures of the top 100 video games pasted on my wall.

She turns a blind eye to the porn on my hard drive, she ignores my god-awful taste in music, she doesn't mind that sometimes, if she starts getting frisky while we are watching a film, it might take me a while to take my eyes off the screen.

I ask her why, and she says it's because she loves me. I think she is mad, but it is the nicest, greatest, most incredible thing anyone has ever done for me.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:41, 9 replies)

She's a keeper.
Make sure you make an effort for her, because she's clearly one in a million.

Cut your toenails, keep up your hygiene, and change you sheets at least weekly, young man.

Don't think you can get away with the "she'll love me WHATEVER I do' schtick.

Sorry... you made me lament for a moment. *clicks*
(nobuttocks last besmirched the internet on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 21:49, closed)

ok
Well don't go overboard...changing your sheets every financial quarter is acceptable ;-)
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:30, closed)

Nope
EVERY week!
(Bezmina, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:30, closed)

You are Mr Liveinabin
and I claim my £5.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:25, closed)

who
Is Mr Liveinabin?
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:14, closed)

You, apparently.
:)
(douchebarge, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:20, closed)

You good sir,
Must have a massive cock.
'nuff said
(Freddles, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:11, closed)

You good sir,
Must have a massive cock^H^H^H^H bank account.
(dxg, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:07, closed)

Woah
I hope to God I meet a girl one day that's something like your girlfriend! Also, I'm agreeing with sheet changing, but indeed not too often

*clicks, you lucky sod you*
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:44, closed)