The Nicest Thing
that B3ta could do for me would be to ask a QOTW that I could get my teeth into.

This week has been very warm and fluffy but, let's be honest, there's been precious few laughs.

So how about being nice to me and setting a QOTW I can really go to town on?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:07, 11 replies)

Laughs on QOTW?
That's a joke.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:10, closed)

I Dunno
QOTW has provided me with many a laugh over the years and a load of decent stories to tell down the pub...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:12, closed)

But do you
pretend that they are your own stories!

Only kidding.

Of course you do.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:06, closed)

hahaah
Below the belt!!

Sorry, just made me chuckly.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:35, closed)

Pffft,
you just can't admit you're all teary eyed at this weeks QOTW ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:15, closed)

Well
not exactly teary but a few have moved me.

But I want to get back to the drink and the drugs and the sex and the mindless stupidity that b3ta's so famous for...

If I want fluff I can go look at the lions on the bbc web cams.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:22, closed)

Absolutely!
I was just about to post something similar.....
(Pork2311, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 8:49, closed)

Funny
I quite like that this QOTW has provided something different from the type of stories that are generally posted. I like that there hasn't really been scope for the usual, "Somebody did something bad to me, but nevertheless, I had the last laugh by doing blah blah blah" or, "I was so drunk and I/someone else projectile vomitted".

And after all, it is only seven days of warm and fluffy.
(Kemchor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 10:42, closed)

My suggestion
"Serious crimes I have committed" has yet to come up. Or "People I have stabbed".
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)

indeed...
...my suggestion of 'animals I have tickled to death with a radish' has also yet to come up.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:12, closed)

.
The fluffy is clearly because every week the qotw descends into everyone accusing one another of being racists and murderers.

QOTW: Tell us about something funny that happened to you....

*pinkyskin* I once tripped my sister up and she fell on her arse.

*crazeegrl* Thats not funny, I knew someone what's back got broke that way

*borninessex* My sister passed away YOU THINK THATS FUNNY UR BSTARD

*crazeegrl* You'd hurt a girl then, peadophile?

*robosmith* Cue Maddie! /coat

*crazeegrl* And hope she dies you murderer. you BSTRD

Either that or a massive support group.

QOTW: Tell us about something funny that happened to you...

*Sirwanxalot* A funny thing was when my rabbit died, and then everyone on B3ta helped me get through it.

*Spunkyflange* Ahh bug hugs wanx! who loves ya!

*Sirwanxalot* Hey thanks spunky hugs back 2U

*Spunkyflange* UR Great!

*Sirwanxalot* U2 babe...

*Spunkytears* PM: r u a girl?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:33, closed)