I have no material
I've only been to a nightclub twice.

This is because I grew up in lily-white Surrey, cafe au lait-coloured on the outside (but with lovely purple innards, honest). Oddly, every nightclub around was mysteriously "Members Only" when my brother and I turned up. Even the one called "Splinters", where, according to rumour, if the bouncers searched you for weapons and didn't find any, they lent you some.

One famous night, twelve of us went out to the slightly less violent nightclub - guess which 10 made it in and which two didn't. We stood around in the car park for a while until one of the bouncers came over, and told us to get out of the car park before he hit us. Um, OK. We ended up in McDonalds.

So I'm going to read each and every answer this week, just so's I know what I missed out on.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:09, 4 replies)

I had no idea
that this kind of stuff still went on. I'm trying to imagine a bouncer attempting this in Leeds - I expect the only thing "bouncing" would be their head on the pavement.
(Bernard Bernoulli, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:54, closed)

Why weren't you let in?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:49, closed)

Uh, I'll explain again
Basically, if you weren't white, they wouldn't let you in. So we didn't go in.

To be fair, this was something like twenty years ago, but even then it was unacceptable.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:38, closed)

What part of Surrey?
I'm in Staines (Wesside!!) so not too far from Surrey border. Mind you, I wouldn't trust the pubs in Staines, nevermind the clubs!! Chav-tastic!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:28, closed)