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Wipe your bottom properly and wear clean underpants at all times. I can't stress this enough..
(The Cats Twat, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 12:48, 2 replies)

LOL
!
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:26, closed)

My mother always used to tell me
to wear clean underpants at all times because I could get hit by a bus and I wouldn't want anyone seeing me with dirty underpants, would I?
I could never see the point, cos if I do get hit by a bus the first thing I'm gonna do is shit myself...
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:32, closed)

yeah
I always thought the very same thing!
(ILikeBoobs, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:42, closed)