Good story
But!
Talking in the gents does not make you gay; not up North anyway. Conversations generally proceed thus:

1: Now then
2: Now then
1: Good night?
2: Yep
(Pause)
2: Pissed though
1: LOLZ

It's the last bastion of blokeness, having a conversation with a total stranger whilst standing at the latrine...
(Ghostlight, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:09, 1 reply)

Where are you from, Canal Street?
That conversation translates to

"Hello, my cock is out"
"Hello, my cock is out also"
"Are you happy with the quality of your cock?"
"Yes. Yes I am
...
of course I am so drunk that I may make it sexually available to men folk"
"weecolourchange"

(This is probably only funny if you have been mucking about on Xtranormal all week)
(teebie jeebie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:47, closed)

Don't get me wrong...
If someone wants to be sexually and emotionally attracted to men then I wouldn't dream of criticising.

But talking in toilets? That's just wrong.
(teebie jeebie, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:33, closed)

In the clubs I've mostly been in
journeys to the bogs are generally concerned with trying desperately - through your drink-addled mind - just to avoid sliding on the pish-covered floors and wind up flat on your arse in the middle of it all.

There's just no spare capacity in that-pissed a mind to contemplate any kind of conversation beyond an "alright mate" for fear of anyone realising those are about the only words you can actually string together.

Plus, why is it the very moment that you turn away from the trough that you realise just how drunk you really are as you struggle to remember where the way out is and try to work out how to get there. Then there's the journey back to your mates to tackle...
(dxg, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 18:44, closed)