Glasgow club shiteness
I remember going to The Volcano in Partick Cross, I loved that place. I got barred for being underage once by the manager, an accusation I vehemently denied. I even showed him my fake ID... Ahem. So the following week I was walking up the road with my mum and there's the manager, who just so happened to be my mums neighbour. I had regaled my mum with this story (we're very liberal in our clan) and she was most put out. So what did she do? Remonstrated with her neighbour the manager, despite me telling her not to. Why was I so desperate for her not to do this? I was still in my school uniform at the time... Embarrassment? It went WAAAY beyond embarrassment. Fuck. Still it was only 6 WHOLE FUCKING MONTHS before I was 18, so that wasn't a long wait or anything! Thanks mother! Still pissed about that 16 years on!!!

A list of the worst places in Glasgow, mostly RIP now... Good because they were so bad.

Circa
The Cotton Club
Volcano
Cleopatras (Clatty Pats!)
Follies
Reds
Archaos
The Living Room
And a couple of places on Royal Exchance Square whose names I have forgotten...

To name but a few. Gone but not forgotten (for all the wrong reasons!)
( Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 19:28, 4 replies)

Clattys!
Yay! I'd tried to blank that place from my memory, without success ...
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 20:06, closed)

i remember
seeing a girl who was about 6mths pregnant lamping some guy spark out on the 'dancefloor' bit of, i think, circa, though i may be wrong...iwas very very drunk, and after a sausage supper at the time. the food, not the euphimism. thanks for the memory though...
(jameslib, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 0:55, closed)

oh come on, they were all pretty shit...
but they made victorias seem like the fucking ritz

first ever glasgow club i got into when i was but 14 was the 'ultratheque' fuck me it was dire beyond compare - smoke machines lasers shiny black tables the lot

BTW my sister used to work in Volcano and was very nearly in some of the famous Trainspotting club scenes shot in there, but erm in the end wasnt
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:36, closed)

Archaos
I got bottled in Archaos once for being English. Silly me.
(ScousersPet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:47, closed)