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Thinly-disguised entrances to Hell where bad things happen. Tell us your dancefloor disasters.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35)
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Satans drag strip...
Unfortunately I have the due pleasure of being born and bred in the hideous cess pit that is Costa del Croydon...

Having worked numerous anmounts of years between 3 of the 'better' clubs and pubs on the high street I've had a fair share of the nightly spectacle of free pay per view entertainment that floods the streets.

However the most amusing one (although not technically dancefloor related I was working in a club at the time on the door) includes a group of pissed up morons in one of the other local watering holes.

A group of about 7 or 8 revellers stumble into a plastic Weatherspoons to gorge themselves on *9 glasses of whitespiritandwhatevermixer for £2* offers dressed as a number of famous superheros.

Batman, Robin and Superman all bundle off to the gents to ingest a rake of drugs and get busted, when asked to GTFO of the pub (as politely asked by the landlord)they all kicked off. Wonderwoman who was Robins other half had a sh*t fit at him, Superman kicked off at Spiderman and Batman decided to have a pop at the landlord.

Imagine my and my doorstaffs amusement to hear over the CRAC Radio system that the 'remainsnameless' pub needs police assistance because they'd just seen Spiderman floored by Superman and Batman had just been floored by the Landlord.

The Landlord became a living legend afterwards and that fateful night is still a tale regaled by many of the local barstaff to new recruits.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 11:37, 5 replies)
Yay Croydon
That is all.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 17:26, closed)
What's CRAC Radio?

(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 21:03, closed)
its a radio walkie talkie system that links all the bars, bouncers, police, ambulance and the council bods. Stands for Croydon Radio Against Crime.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:36, closed)
Satan's drag strip
is the best description I've heard. Never set foot in any of the places there. Don't fancy my chances against the mutants that spew forth at closing time.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 9:29, closed)
The Landlord
...coming soon from Dark Horse Comics...
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:21, closed)

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