As mentioned by Enzyme
Spiders in Hull is the best club in Hull. Probably because it's rock and indie rather than house and dance crap and full of people trying to avoid eye contact. The alcohol is insultingly cheap and not watered down as you'd expect.

It's also full of student age women, the likes of which wear very little. I was getting served at the bar when I felt something poking me in the back so I turned around and there was some babe wearing a short leather skirt and a black lacy bra. Brushing against my back had brought her left nipple up on prod.

"Oh sorry, they do that."

"Do you want some ice, it'll look odd without a matching pair" said I jokingly

"Nah, my top will get wet. Turn back round and I'll move across and do the other"

It was hardly a BJ in a dark corner of the club but being married I had no intention of being out on the pull. But it made me smile all the same.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, 8 replies)

Anyone fancy a Hull bash?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:45, closed)

I've lived in Hull ....
...for four years. Is it bad that I've not been to Spiders yet (despite being a kind of closet goth/rocker/ general loon) ?
(Celebgil, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:41, closed)

Yes. It is bad.
I've been away from Hull for 11 years now, and I still miss the place.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:56, closed)

err
fuck yeah. Providing it ends in Spiders. Though they may have changed the entry rules. You used to be able to just get in on the understanding that you count as a guest on someone else's membership.

I think you may have to join nowadays. and their website has completely disappeared.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, closed)

Membership?
What madness is this?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:40, closed)

Would that I could
But I buggered off to Edinburgh many years ago and haven't been back since.
(DigitalRaven will have to make do with gin, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:53, closed)

great place
4 years and no Spiders?

To be honest, when you're 18+, you feel old in there, but it's definitely worth a trip :)

I try to explain to my friends at uni that you can get a decent pint of cocktail for under 2 quid, and look at me like I'm mad... Spiders is one of those places that it's worth going to Hull for.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, closed)

Gentlemen..
.. I'm sold, I shall attempt to partake of this fine establishment before I graduate and leave Hull this summer.
(Celebgil, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:55, closed)