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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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I'm the kind of cat who usually keeps his shit together.
I have a high capacity for alcohol, and I always remember exactly what happened. It's more of a curse than a blessing. I spend more money and end up being the one carrying my friends to bed or shepherding them away from fights with bouncers.
One time that pushed my limits was a business trip to Leeds with a Sarth Efrican mate of mine. We got stuck into this stuff called Stroh Rum, and in it I'd met my match. I remember being drawn toward lampposts trying to walk home like they had their own gravitational pull. I woke up in my hotel bed with a kebab and vomit over my shirt. Soldiering down for breakfast, I had juice, tea and sausages then vomited them up waiting for the taxi.
We had to give a presentation that morning to the captains of industry, bank heads, microsoft, university deans etc. I got about 10 minutes in to my powerpoint, went pale as a ghost and stopped talking. I thought I could fight it off, but I was wrong. I chundered in front of 70 people - a proper one that comes out the nose as well and combines with the snot for extra effect. My friend, who pussied it altogether, and I agreed never to tell head office what had taken place
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:39, 9 replies)
The last time I had Stroh I too vomited out of my nose.
Only one nostril, though.

It is satanic stuff and is never, EVER acceptable.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:42, closed)
When I was 17 I brought a bottle of Stroh back from Austria
I passed it around at a houseparty and to my delight, everyone who had a taste was sick except me.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:47, closed)
i still shiver when I think about it
it's austrian, though I'd assumed it was south african from the pride my friend seemed to take in it. I just googled it and it comes in both a 60% and a child-friendly 80% alcohol version, which may partially explain some of it's uplifting effects
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:58, closed)
i was in a bar
for my mates birthday last week. sedate affair, few beers in the afternoon. I bought him a shot and the barman also brought a miniture of this over. He spewed within mins and had to go home for a nap before meeting us later
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, closed)
I thought this was going to be a bit of a boast story
but it turned into a rather excellent boke story.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:53, closed)
This ^^
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, closed)
You're not a cat, you lying shit.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:10, closed)
You terrible internet bully
get back to /talk where you came from
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:01, closed)
If this
is true....It's hilarious.

Pre-emptive *click*
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:52, closed)

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