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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Bad Camping
Quick and dirty one before i get some dinner.

So its about 1998 and im 15 or so......*wavy lines*

We've decided a good way to get pissed and perhaps snog some girls, maybe even see some boobs is to arrange a camping night. We know a little grassy patch near the river and set up our tents. Theres 4 lads and 4 girls, one each we reason!

The trip is just beginning and someone dares me to 'down' a 2 litre bottle of white lightening. I do....

All i remember of the night is sleeping in a corner of a tent, in a pool of my own sick. The walk home the next day was fucking horrid, as i had to pass through the now bustling town centre (on a saturday morning).

Apparently I was chasing what I thought was a rat around the field sometime after dark... it was a brick.

It was only a few years ago I could start to drink cider again, and never EVER will i drink cider that comes in a plastic bottle.....
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:48, 4 replies)

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:51, closed)
Don't ever drink any cider with the word "White" in the name either.

(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:24, closed)
I literally lay on my back
and poured it down my neck.....fucksocks
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:26, closed)
Sounds very similar to my camping trip
Except my poison of choice was a 1125ml of premix screwdriver.

Cue vomit and being chastised by my friends.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 3:51, closed)

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