Nights Out Gone Wrong
In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
( , Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
( , Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Perspective
When your car breaks down on the M25, it's a night gone wrong.
When you're stuck on the hard shoulder in the cold for an hour, 100 yards in front of the car because you know it's not a good idea to stay in a broken down car on the motorway, it's a night gone very wrong
When you watch as your friend remembers there is a blanket in the boot and while he is getting it a lorry plows through him, that's...well...no other nights going wrong will really compare.
(although I should add this wasn't me involved, but my friend's younger brother).
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:52, 12 replies)
When your car breaks down on the M25, it's a night gone wrong.
When you're stuck on the hard shoulder in the cold for an hour, 100 yards in front of the car because you know it's not a good idea to stay in a broken down car on the motorway, it's a night gone very wrong
When you watch as your friend remembers there is a blanket in the boot and while he is getting it a lorry plows through him, that's...well...no other nights going wrong will really compare.
(although I should add this wasn't me involved, but my friend's younger brother).
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:52, 12 replies)
well, if all that counts is night time
shitting the bed isn't the best of nights.
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:56, closed)
shitting the bed isn't the best of nights.
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:56, closed)
OK then, 'when your car breaks down on the M25 on the way back from a night out'.
Better now?
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:58, closed)
Better now?
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:58, closed)
No, long time ago now.
but you think that's horrible...he wrote a song about it and sang it at the funeral. THAT was horrible.
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)
but you think that's horrible...he wrote a song about it and sang it at the funeral. THAT was horrible.
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)
was it like the one bros wrote about their sister dying in a burning car?
i seem to recall that was sensitively titled 'she didn't get out in time'. lovely.
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:22, closed)
i seem to recall that was sensitively titled 'she didn't get out in time'. lovely.
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:22, closed)
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