I had a bit of a 'do' at my gaff once.....
Never again! There were only a few of us, so I reckoned everything would be fine. It all started very nicely, but went downhill fast.

We'd been to a club in Romford and picked up a few hangers-on, who I had never met before. We were all a bit pissed when we got to mine, then someone else thought it would be a good idea to crack open a bag of coke and some E he had stashed away. I never touched any of it though, as I'm totally against that sort of thing.

I'd probably had a few too many Martinis, so next thing I know, honestly, is waking up in my own bed, alone, and somebody shouting that Stuart's passed out in my swimming pool.

The coppers and an ambulance turned up, but by then this guy Stuart, who I'd never met before or had any sort of contact with, was a gonner.

The law asked me a load of questions, but obviously I couldn't help much as I'd been asleep since the party got going so I couldn't help them, and I didn't even know this Stuart guy who must have been invited by somebody else. The other guys that had been there (there weren't any women as it was a bachelor party) didn't know too much either. We reckon this guy Stuart, who I'd never met before at any point in my life, must have taken massive drugs, tripped at the side of the pool and injured himself internally before he landed in the water and drowned.

And then four years ago I was arrested......six years after it had happened! Luckily, the coppers doing the investigation seem pretty shit-thick, so if I keep schtum for a while longer they'll all fuck off and I'll be owight.
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:11, 7 replies)

Me and my mates had this conversation

...in the pub, over a game of pool.

Dan: Michael Barrymore?

*takes shot*

Michael Barry No-more...
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)

Very clever *click*
I got this at the Stuart and pool stage.....What a way to go :(
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:39, closed)

My first click!
I am now a MAN! Thank you so much, (bROKEN aRROW!
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:43, closed)

Hehe, no probs
I think you have quite a few clicks for this one as well. Your front page has both your new stories in already -

www.b3ta.com/questions/nightsoutgonewrong/post1138859

Mao was funny this week and we all had a bloody good laugh!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:29, closed)

Cheers!
Thanks for the info...I didn't even know I had a 'front page'! I really should spend a little time finding my way around here......
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 5:38, closed)

Here ya go
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=87751

Seems as though this QOTW strikes a chord with you ;) 3 of your stories on your front page now.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:20, closed)

This is boss
Had me going, didn't catch on until I read that there weren't any women at the party.

EDIT: *click*
(jaytoothetee, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 23:52, closed)