I'm all for compromise.
How about "lightweight goes abroad and acts like a tool"?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 20:40, 2 replies)

Due
To the nature of this question, I was never going to write -

I went abroad, my mate was funny and we all had a bloody good laugh!!

The end.

To be honest it was amazing that we were standing at all.So lightweight? Ouch that internet hurt, next your accuse me of having bad hair.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:21, closed)

I'm not sure how I would draw any conclusions about your hair from that story.
But people who turn into feeble tools after a fizzy rum cocktail certainly sound like lightweights.

Do you have bad hair? I can make disparaging remarks about your hair if you like? Does it turn into a dick when it sniffs an empty barrel?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:05, closed)

I'm
Just making the point that, if you haven't gone drinking with me you wouldn't know if I was a lightweight or not, just the same as you haven't seen my hair you wouldn't know if it's bad or not. I didn't think i'd have to explain that to such an internet tour de force.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:22, closed)

Quite so. Quite so.
I just leapt to that entirely unreasonable conclusion on the basis that your original story tells of how you sipped a fizzy rum cocktail and turned into a cliché brit abroad dickwash. My apologies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:08, closed)

Dr Shambolic 1
Mr aRROW 0

chortle
XD
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:29, closed)

Pfft
Grow up mate.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:31, closed)

Easy now.
He's not the one who supped a tourist cocktail and turned into a dick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:24, closed)

Yeah
I wish I had 'sipped' a fizzy rum cocktail but I downed a bucket of the shit....You really must pay more attention Shambo. It makes your conclusions flawed. Acting like a dick abroad, yeah, i'll take the hit on that one. I think the problem really occurs when you think your out of character actions were perfectly acceptable.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:29, closed)

Everybody downs those buckets.
They're the standard cocktail doled out to every burnt-faced forrin who swaggers into a thai beach bar. The difference is that most burnt-faced forrins aren't complete lightweights.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:26, closed)

Either you
haven't been to this location or you're talking out of your arse, nobody stumbles into these bars and orders the buckets to themselves. In fact in the whole 6 months I was there I didn't see anyone downing one to themselves. But I realise your talking out of your arse for comic effect, so as you were.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:33, closed)

"you're"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:06, closed)

Good one
But the fact still remains.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24, closed)

That you're a lightweight.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:53, closed)

Try one first
and then have an opinion.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:12, closed)

OK.
You're a lightweight.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:34, closed)

Too repetitive
D+ must try harder.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:12, closed)

Ummm ... you asked for my opinion.
My opinion hasn't changed. The more often you ask for it, the more often it will be repeated.

My opinion is that you are a lightweight.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:17, closed)

haha
Now this is funny, since when did anyone on here ever ask for your opinion? You're welcome to give it but I didn't ask you for one. You're calling me a lightweight (fair enough), i'm calling bullshit..End of.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:04, closed)

"Try one first
and then have an opinion."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, closed)

I bet you nursed it like a girl
But regardless of whether or not Sang Som (which does produce a "speedy" drunk) or the Thai Red Bull contains amphetamines, the fact remains the Thai Bucket is so goddamn potent it is guaranteed to get you riled-up retarded. With two bottles of Red Bull, a bottle of Coca-Cola and a small bottle of Sang Som, topped with ice and a few straws, it is enough for a few people to share or for one bold bastard to get unmercifully blasted.

If i'm a bold bastard what does that make you?*

*Assuming you are telling the truth about trying one.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:11, closed)

Not a lightweight.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:14, closed)

I prefer
Bold bastard personally.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:38, closed)

ah, my sweet compromise
where would we be without you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:51, closed)