This is something of a crowbar, so sue me, but I am firmly of the opinion that
People with posh voices should not use vernacular phrases for drunkeness.

I once met a terribly posh girl, who was also incredibly fit. Thus I lusted after her, right up until the moment she said, in response to my asking how she was, "Well - last night I went out with Katie and friends, and oh my god - we were completely hat-racked."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:00, 21 replies)

I believe the politically correct term is "spasticated"

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:01, closed)

Michael McIntyre: the death rattle of British comedy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:07, closed)

He's a twat. Him and his hair.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:14, closed)

You realise you've just reproduced a snippet of his HILARIOUS observational comedy act, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:04, closed)

What? Posh people are twats?
It's hardly news. I just thought this was noteworthy as a case-study of extreme twattishness.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:05, closed)

I was absolutely lamp shaded.

( gone, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:16, closed)

Precisely.
See also: People who say "Oh. Em. Gee!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:21, closed)

They're usually young ladies trying to get my name right in the throes of passion

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:39, closed)

In mitigation,
"hat-racked" is terribly posh vernacular.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:08, closed)

I believe 'Terribly Squiffy' is preffered in polite company.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:12, closed)

"Three sails of Daddy's yacht to the wind"

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:13, closed)

'So drunk that the butler had to hold my tresses back while I was nauseous in the fifth bathroom'
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:16, closed)

Terribly squiffy would have been fine.
But Jesus Christ. Seriously - it all went downhill from there.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:14, closed)

Ahh, but
did you end up rooting her?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:21, closed)

Like I said - it all went downhill from there.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:28, closed)

I prefer the term squiffy and I'm as posh as Waynetta Slob.
Although I do have Balsamic vinigar in my kitchen cupboard.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:24, closed)

Yah
SOOOOOOO lashed:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNz-P5WMQ8w&feature=related
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:37, closed)

I had far too many yoghurts last night
- I was completely mullered.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:40, closed)

Bloody hell ....

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:21, closed)

Ow yah, ai spent just about all of yeenie like, taowtally plahhstered.
They were like, the maost legendary three years in human history.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 0:13, closed)

Oh god don't. Don't.
I'm having flashbacks now.

"Oh my god! It's Giles! Giiiiiiles! Over here, chum! We're about to get absolutely facking mortal!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 8:50, closed)