Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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A friend of minebollocked off his chops on coke and booze strides down the street following a spectacularly rambunctious party. He's got that confidence you only get after a few too many lines and pints.
So he was duly impressed with himself when he saw a group of girls from uni giggling at him from across the way. He's in there, he thinks to himself.
And then he realises why they're laughing. His willy's hanging out.
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krang, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 23:05,
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Sounds about rightA lesson to the people who (ab)use drugs: people are laughing at you, not with you!
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Or alternatively.That walking around with your cock out is only a pulling technique for the better endowed amongst us.
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That happened to me.Only it was a group of donkeys.
And they were crying.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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A friend?(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:23, closed)
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