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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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you were clearly abducted by aliens
they're attracted by the smell of rancid salmon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:35, 1 reply)
You didn't get injured when he threw you out the window?

(nolongernuts, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:37, closed)
nah, i bounced

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:48, closed)

Dead fish don't bounce. They thwack.
(Timorous Beastie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:58, closed)
That makes sense
considering your size.
(nolongernuts, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 2:09, closed)
Why?
Why would you think that is OK to say?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:32, closed)
because she's a fucking nutjob
if you want to know about chucking things through windows ask her about her cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:18, closed)
Ah, OK.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:29, closed)
I'll be honest, I think the story I made up about her smashing her cat repeatably against a window until it smashed in a blooded mess, was, erm, you know, made up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:31, closed)
I know, but it still amuses me
how about we go back to the story about when she totally floored 3 guys with one punch?

She made that one up herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:32, closed)
I can't remember the details of that one, didn't one of them steal her hat or something?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:35, closed)
probably told her that fishing was boring

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:39, closed)
It says a lot about my worrying levels of trust
that I just believed it without question.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:41, closed)
oh, leave her be
it doesn't bother me what someone i don't even know says
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:31, closed)
Haha, gentle mental to QOTW troll in just a few months.
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:36, closed)
Hahahaha we've missed you
You fucking nutjob.
(TheColonel, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:55, closed)

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