Once received a blowjob on a bench.
Two thoughts at the time:
1) Glad no one is about
2) Yes, ooh yes, ooh, etc.

You will note that neither of these include the questions, 'Is that a CCTV camera pointing this way?' or 'I wonder who has access to that footage?'

I hope that I will never know.

EDIT: Yes I appreciate that this might be showing off about teh sexy time but I think it fits the QOTW doesn't it?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:48, 6 replies)

Only embarrassing if...
... the person giving the blow job had been sleeping on the bench the night before.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:16, closed)

It's very seldom that a story fits both the 'sex liars' and 'anecodote kings' brackets.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:52, closed)

I thought I might receive a visit from you.
I did also admit I had no decent stories.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 27 Jan 2011, 21:56, closed)

What kind of bench was it?

( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:40, closed)

I thought
work bench in a factory..odd how my brain works.
( bane, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:34, closed)

A town park bench in front of a well known local monument

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:34, closed)