Whenever anyone mentions "guano"
a mental picture comes to mind of a man stabbing spiders with a length of wire, followed by crabs scuttling over a naked woman.

Just me?
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 22:09, 2 replies)

Not just you.
Book or film?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Jan 2011, 0:32, closed)

Doctor No, the book.
Doctor No's hideout is under a giant mountain of guano. He runs Bond through a human-sized rat maze, one corridor of which is filled with spiders.

Doctor No attempts to kill the book's Bond girl by staking her out on the mountain in the path of a bunch of crabs, expecting her to die the death of a thousand pinches. Our clever heroine outwits the fiend by lying really still.

In retrospect, a bit of a crap book, really, but the first time I'd seen the word "guano" in print.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:21, closed)

it always makes me think of ace ventura

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 14:35, closed)

Im looking for a dolphin,
And a clean pair of shorts!
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 2:12, closed)