I once lost my phone
One night I was being dropped off at home by a few mates after quite a heavy night drinking. After fumbling around for my keys, I realised that my phone wasn't in the pocket where I usually keep it. Hoping that I'd left it in the car, as opposed to losing it in the pub, I quickly rang my friends who were at that very minute speeding away. The conversation went something like:

"Hi"
"Hi, have I left my phone in the car, cos I don't have it?"
"What are you speaking to me on?"
"Shit"
( Furness, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, 5 replies)

If I had a pound for everytime that happened
I would have one pound.
(iLLmatic, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:20, closed)

done this so many times
with my glasses
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:42, closed)

You phoned a friend
With your glasses?
(McChinaman banned, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:41, closed)

Ive done this with a golf ball and tee.
Abusing my friends about hiding said objects. Only to find they were both in my hand.

Doh
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:16, closed)

That's up there with
"oh shit, I've lost my sun glasses!"

"uumm... they're on your face"
(xanthine, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:56, closed)