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Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?

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(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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I've just been to a fucking dog's birthday party
Unbelievable. No-one outside of the other attendees saw me there.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:45, 18 replies)
Did you have to buy it a present?
Seriously, what do you get a 5 year old dog that has everything?
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:13, closed)
we did buy it a present
Only out of obligation mind.

I certainly wasn't going to sing 'happy birthday' to the scrawny little fucker
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:28, closed)
by which I hope you mean...
A Canine Animal...

and not a lady who's "differently beautiful" :o)

(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:14, closed)
It was animal
But calling it a 'dog' is stretching it a bit
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:28, closed)
I read it as "I've just been fucking a dog at a birthday party"...
So I wasn't surprised that you hoped no-one saw you.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:57, closed)
I wouldn't fuck that pathetic excuse for a mutt if it was the last dog on earth

(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:07, closed)
Of course you wouldn't
JeffTheDogFucker would be there ahead of you.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:22, closed)
and I wouldn't want Jeff's sloppy seconds.

(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:43, closed)
You say that now...
but if there was only one dog left on earth, and our Jeffrey was just withdrawing from it, fully satiated, I bet you wouldn't say no.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:34, closed)
No chance
I would just start on the cats
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:51, closed)
Fair point

(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:05, closed)

what about the claws?
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20, closed)
You've got to have a bit of an edge to it.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:00, closed)
I like being scratched
when I'm in to my vinegar strokes
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:51, closed)
This doesn't say much....
... for your manhood.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:35, closed)
Not to worry
I've been the official photographer to one of them!

(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:14, closed)
people pay you to photograph their dogs?
fuck me. the world has gone mad.

edit: I salute you for parting idiots and their money though...
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:35, closed)
It's good, isn't it!
Same for horses. I'm trying to work my way up to being paid to photograph nubile 18-25 year old girls.

No luck yet :-(
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:14, closed)

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