I'm glad nobody saw meHave you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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I've just been to a fucking dog's birthday partyUnbelievable. No-one outside of the other attendees saw me there.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:45, 18 replies)
Did you have to buy it a present?Seriously, what do you get a 5 year old dog that has everything?
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we did buy it a presentOnly out of obligation mind.
I certainly wasn't going to sing 'happy birthday' to the scrawny little fucker
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by which I hope you mean...A Canine Animal...
and not a lady who's "differently beautiful" :o)
*Click*
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:14,
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It was animalBut calling it a 'dog' is stretching it a bit
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I read it as "I've just been fucking a dog at a birthday party"...So I wasn't surprised that you hoped no-one saw you.
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I wouldn't fuck that pathetic excuse for a mutt if it was the last dog on earth(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:07, closed)
Of course you wouldn'tJeffTheDogFucker would be there ahead of you.
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and I wouldn't want Jeff's sloppy seconds.(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:43, closed)
You say that now...but if there was only one dog left on earth, and our Jeffrey was just withdrawing from it, fully satiated, I bet you wouldn't say no.
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No chanceI would just start on the cats
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Fair point(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:05, closed)
what about the claws?
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You've got to have a bit of an edge to it.Apparently.
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I like being scratchedwhen I'm in to my vinegar strokes
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This doesn't say much....... for your manhood.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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Not to worryI've been the official photographer to one of them!
www.photoboxgallery.com/KipperFillets/collection?album_id=393699473
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people pay you to photograph their dogs?fuck me. the world has gone mad.
edit: I salute you for parting idiots and their money though...
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It's good, isn't it!Same for horses. I'm trying to work my way up to being paid to photograph nubile 18-25 year old girls.
No luck yet :-(
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