I'm glad nobody saw me
Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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I've just been to a fucking dog's birthday party
Unbelievable. No-one outside of the other attendees saw me there.
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mersault, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:45,
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Did you have to buy it a present?
Seriously, what do you get a 5 year old dog that has everything?
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oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:13,
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we did buy it a present
Only out of obligation mind.
I certainly wasn't going to sing 'happy birthday' to the scrawny little fucker
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mersault, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:28,
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by which I hope you mean...
A Canine Animal...
and not a lady who's "differently beautiful" :o)
*Click*
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:14,
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It was animal
But calling it a 'dog' is stretching it a bit
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mersault, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:28,
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I read it as "I've just been fucking a dog at a birthday party"...
So I wasn't surprised that you hoped no-one saw you.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:57,
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I wouldn't fuck that pathetic excuse for a mutt if it was the last dog on earth
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mersault, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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Of course you wouldn't
JeffTheDogFucker would be there ahead of you.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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and I wouldn't want Jeff's sloppy seconds.
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mersault, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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You say that now...
but if there was only one dog left on earth, and our Jeffrey was just withdrawing from it, fully satiated, I bet you wouldn't say no.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:34,
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No chance
I would just start on the cats
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mersault, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:51,
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Fair point
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:05,
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what about the claws?
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TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20,
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You've got to have a bit of an edge to it.
Apparently.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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I like being scratched
when I'm in to my vinegar strokes
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mersault, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:51,
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This doesn't say much....
... for your manhood.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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Not to worry
I've been the official photographer to one of them!
www.photoboxgallery.com/KipperFillets/collection?album_id=393699473
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Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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people pay you to photograph their dogs?
fuck me. the world has gone mad.
edit: I salute you for parting idiots and their money though...
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mersault, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 15:35,
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It's good, isn't it!
Same for horses. I'm trying to work my way up to being paid to photograph nubile 18-25 year old girls.
No luck yet :-(
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Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:14,
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