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This is a question I'm glad nobody saw me

Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?

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(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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I'd just started going out with the to be Mrs Ring Of Fire in the distant future.
My Mum had invited us for a stroll along a canal and a Sunday afternoon pub lunch.

We hadn't been going out quite long enough to be totally honest about our revolting habits, still on our best behavior as it were. So when a little cough deposited a gilbert the size and consistency of a shucked oyster in my hand I didn't thrust it towards her face with a shout of "CHECK THIS OUT". I bent to one knee to 'tighten a shoe lace' whilst surreptitiously wiping my hand on the grass....and right through a huge soft dog turd.

The Mrs turned just in time to see me looking in horror at the hand of shit but she never saw the snot that caused it all, so one nil to me I think.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:31, 4 replies)
I like your positive thinking *click*
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:31, closed)
you bugger
you just made me spit red wine on my shirt
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 5:56, closed)
You told us
But did anybody see it happen?
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 20:23, closed)
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:18, closed)

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