Surprise Penis!
I work at an animal rescue shelter. A lot of the dogs we get are abused, and a lot of them have never been socialized with people, and so don't know how to act. I get bitten. A lot.
However, there are also dogs that are perfectly fine, like the poor Labrador someone sadistic had named Shazam. Shazam was a sweetie. He was housebroken and loved to have somebody scratch him behind the ears.

When it was time for his afternoon potty break, I opened his kennel door. Shazam was very happy to see me. He jumped on me and tried to lick my face. I obligingly scratched behind his ears for a few minutes. Then I looked down.

...Oh. I realized Shazam was really happy to see me. Really, really happy.
He had the largest doggy boner I had ever seen. He was hung like a Shetland pony. And it was bright magenta. Really, really noticeable.
But he still had to go out.

I harnessed him and got him outside as fast as possible. I don't think anybody saw me. Thank god it wasn't the weekend, because that's when we get the most visitors.
I don't want to think about what would happen if I walked a dog with a giant magenta erection past a group of innocent girl guides.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:43, 2 replies)

I'm sure you could sell the video for a large amount on certain specialist websites.
(speedevil, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:34, closed)

There's no penis like a surprise penis...
.. I always say.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 10:39, closed)