People who are too wrapped up in themselves so much that..
...they don't notice if other pedestrians are pushing pushchairs, shopping trollies, etc.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:48, 10 replies)

This!
I live in a busy student area in Cardiff and the fuckers are always blocking the pavements chatting away while I try to push past them.
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:57, closed)

I notice them alright.
I sometimes simply stop dead and force them to go around me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:03, closed)

you live in cathays, i am stalking you.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:19, closed)

*Gets the Fear*

(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:21, closed)

Get a decent buggy with off-road wheels,
and crush the fuckers. Strollers are a waste of time, but something like a Mountain Buggy is good and heavy, with a sturdy metal frame and some vicious edges.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:09, closed)

It all comes back round to get them
when they walk through the dog shit they didn't spot..... I saw this in action yesterday when the chap in front skidded his way through a nice soft one whilst claiming the space and successfully managing to barge a young lady out of his way. I duly noted this and played "dog shit hopscotch".
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:01, closed)

The fact that someone has spawned
does not permit them to then use said sprog in pram as a siege weapon, or to stop traffic by shoving the hapless child-on-wheels in front of moving vehicles. I have seen arrogant, complacent, scummy mummies do both round our way. I have also heard them discussing the best techniques of ramming pedestrians with their prams so, like the previous poster I refuse to make way for them, and watch as their bubble of self-righteous middle class entitlement deflates and they realise for a few seconds that the world does not revolve around Tarquin Junior.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:00, closed)

We have photos
And I am more than happy to show them to you while you block my 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride pram (only Pom's call it a pushchair).

Look, Junior used the potty this morning, here are 368 pics of his facial expression while he sat there and, here are the 249 I took of the results in the bottom of the potty when he finished - do you think that is a normal colour?
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:11, closed)

Poms under 40
call them pushchairs, because that's what they have picked up from the creeping Merkinisation of our culture. Grumpy older bastards like me still call them prams, because that's what they bloody are- perambulators.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 8:08, closed)

speaking as a parent....
may I just say 99% of people with kids in pushchairs are cunts. you're not special because you squeezed a sprog out, you made it now you can deal with it it's not my problem and you do not have some special right of way. Oh and once it can walk, let it bloody walk, takes up less space and does them good, they can even be trained to help carry shopping.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:55, closed)