No Self-Awareness
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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your taste is getting better, you know?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:28,
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You what?
I was listening to Ministry and Revolting Cocks when I was 13.
You peculiar little man.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:30,
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*sigh*
listening to Ministry and noshing
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:39,
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oh DG, you're better than that.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:42,
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I am? Woo! Go me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:48,
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well, I thought so, but clearly not.
It rather seems I lack DG-awareness.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:53,
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Look, it was an obvious strikethrough and who am I to turn down a cheap shot?
It's not like I beheaded a pimp with a samurai sword and then disposed of the body down a rubbish chute.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:56,
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THEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO RECTIFY MATTERS, DON'T YOU?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:58,
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Erm, be congratulated by the rozzers on a job well done?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:00,
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Exactly this.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:06,
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The irony is, Legless introduced me to b3ta.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:23,
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b3ta noshing revolting cocks
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:05,
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