
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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I'm sure if it had been young Toby and Jemimah you might have deigned to let them use the stairs for their intended purpose, rather than blocking them with a sodding table and then winging when they failed to show proper deference and get out of your way.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 11:38, 2 replies)

Spending your whole life mooching off the state doesn't count as work.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 12:41, closed)

And I've met at least one lazy good-for-fuck-all dosser who was charming as peas. Loveliest lazy cunt you could ever hope to meet.
Teenage girls are basically fucking horrible. I'm not sure that tells you much about whether they're bound for a life of unemployment and state benefits.
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 9:30, closed)

Chav scum are not working class -- they have no work ethic or respect for anyone. Associating rude slags with working class people is an insult to decent people.
Edit: He OP is still a pussy though.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 15:21, closed)
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