
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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because that would be H.O.T.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 21:48, 1 reply)

because my boyfriend anally rapes me every night with his massive shlong.
Cheers JamHamster, I just think life's way to short to get wound up by Internet Trolls.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 22:20, closed)

You should seek help. Rape isn't funny.
( , Sat 1 Dec 2012, 22:55, closed)

...and it's never been less funny than here.
I wouldn't worry about it too much, Nitrous - sadly, this is just what happens when you reach 41 years of age yet still define yourself by fairly unremarkable accomplishments made two decades ago, whilst the withered ghost of your social life looks like this...
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This crush you've got just isn't going away, is it?
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It's hard to understand why the dulls are all so obsessed with my looks.
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 8:54, closed)

Mainly because it's passingly amusing amusing to see a wholly unimpressive middle-aged sasquatch mock other people for their appearance. You know, you should have an entire category to yourself this week - all bluster, no content, and yet somehow convinced that you're something other than a boring, repetitive prick.
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edit: I particularly like the bit where you desperately attempt to white knight for somebody who doesn't share your tragic online insecurity ... top work there. A+++. Would mock again.
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:08, closed)

So, you've done the 'puppy' thing, and the 'you only respond to me because you love me' thing - any other tired old cliches you'd like to trot out under the mistaken impression that you're being witty? Mention a shed, perhaps? That's always a bit lol.
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:36, closed)

But it looked so pathetic, he deleted the thread.
I love the way some posters think they are the pinnacle of wit and can say whatever they like, but any response is because you hang on their every word.
A little bit narcissistic?
( , Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:40, closed)

You didn't look fat at all in the pics of you that have been posted here.
You did look like a serial rapist through. Or perhaps to be a little kinder, Ricky from the popular televisual show Trailer Park Boys.
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:51, closed)

There's no reason why violent sex offenders can't be attractive. There was something rather yummy about Peter Sutcliffe.
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:11, closed)

Each to their own I suppose, then even fuglies get to shag something.
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:46, closed)

I've always put that down to the fact that I'm terribly handsome. I'm also big and clever. And rich and successful. I can sing too. If I weren't me, I'd probably be riddled with envy. Fortunately, I am.
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How can it possibly impact your life?
( , Sun 2 Dec 2012, 17:50, closed)

Your delusions are a delight to many but you do protest too much when confronted.
Jus' saying.
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