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I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.

Suggested by Ding Dong Montily on High

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On a serious note...
Anyone who dresses in golfing clothes.

Tartan trousers should be restricted to cartoon bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 12:53, 13 replies)
Try saying that to Jackie Stewart's face.
You'd have to kneel down. He's only wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:04, closed)
Ouch!
At Spa-Francorchamps in 1966, Stewart ran off the track while driving at 165 mph (266 km/h) in heavy rain, and crashed into a telephone pole and a shed before coming to rest in a farmer's outbuilding.

Poor shed!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:09, closed)
MODS! MODS! HE SAID "SHED", MODS!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:13, closed)
What's his wife's BMI?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:17, closed)
Amusing alternative meaning for that particular acronym...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:21, closed)
It's great for the rest of us who prefer to avoid badly dressed racists, you can see the cunts coming miles away.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:09, closed)
Nooooooo!
Flashback to me, aged 17, going out in matching tartan trousers and shirt, thinking I was being charmingly wacky.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:24, closed)
Were you a bay city roller?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:27, closed)
I knew there was a reason I wanted to have sex with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 14:13, closed)
If I remember rightly,
you look like how I think I look (if that makes any sense), thus this would be the sexiest bumming ever, as I'd get to sex (or be sexed by) myself.

Excuse me, I must go for a lay down.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 15:47, closed)
I look like Shirley Temple being fucked by a bear.
Is that how you think you look?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:04, closed)
Close enough.
Ding-motherfucking-dong.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 0:05, closed)
Insert tedious, laboured reference to Falling Down here.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:45, closed)

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