
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Wankers take note: it genuinely is possible to post an entertaining, non self-aggrandising, non-lie-filled yarn on here.
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Monty pronouncing on other people's wankiness, lying and self aggrandising has brightened my morning.
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If his brother showed up at my gaff I'd probably shoot him and feed him to my chickens. You won't believe what 4 hungry chickens can do to a human body.
How's the wife?
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