
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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I like the Queen. Not only are her family a significant tourist attraction, but it's nice to think that someone has the power to wade in and put a stop to parliament. Would be nice if, once in a while, she'd look at an election result and declare that she will not be asking [insert party leader here] to form a government on her behalf.
( , Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:23, 3 replies)

Unfortunately, if she ever did refuse to invite the party leader to be PM, or in any other way interfere with the political process, it would trigger a constitutional crisis. Not going to happen.
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and her age, I'd do it for shits and giggles.
( , Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:01, closed)

How on earth does she get to have that power just because of who her mum and dad were? - The only justifiable place to that lot is the history books.
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( , Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:18, closed)

are any sort of improvement.
( , Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:15, closed)

How many tourists actually come to Britain to see the Royal Family? They all bugger off to Balmoral for the tourist season anyway.
( , Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:22, closed)

The country is still quids in from the agreement that the government gets the rent from the royal lands in return for an annual royal salary. If you got rid of the royal family tomorrow, they'd be about £160,000,000 a year richer over night, and that money would no longer be going to the treasury.
( , Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:57, closed)

That's a bit feudal.
( , Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:51, closed)

The crown estate belongs to the crown as an entity, not the monarch or the royal family. Get rid of the royals and it'd most likely revert to the state
( , Tue 4 Dec 2012, 23:53, closed)
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