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Story to follow - honest

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It's 1997 - Summer
Myself, my mate and our girlfriends were preparing to go to the Hippo Club in Cardiff. We'd already taken 1 gram of speed each and still had about 6 grams left on us. My mate (who was driving) lifted up the back seat of his car and hid them there. We then parked opposite the club and got out of the car. Suddenly two plain-clothes officers appeared and told us they were doing a random search, but that the girls could leave. So my mate and I emptied our pockets safe in the knowledge we were holding nothing, but also shitting ourselves should they check the back seat.
They then began searching the car. They checked everywhere. When they got to the back seats they picked up some coats that were there. I glanced at my mate who just turned white. Surely they were going lift the seat and check! My heart was beating like a fucked clock, my thumbs had gone weird; the lot.

"Ok lads, you can go. We've had reports of drugs being dealt in that club so be safe."

They put the coats back, wished us well and fucked off.

I have never sobered up so quickly in my life, the speed buzz was gone, replaced by my asshole quivering like a rabbit's nostril. It ruined the night for me. But at least we weren't arrested.

There are of course many other episodes but this one has always stuck in my mind.
(Erasmusmicroman is inside your T.V., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:41, 3 replies)

my asshole quivering like a rabbit's nostril
Best thing I've read all week. Have a click, sir!
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:12, closed)

I concurr
With the previous posters comments
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:30, closed)

Ha ha
Big clicks for leporine simile.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:32, closed)