Um...got caught fucking this girl behind a nightclub once
Was hidden behind a bush while I was filling her bush, just off a small road behind the club where we met. During mid-sausage-slurping and while my ass was happy bouncing away, my partner in crime suddenly noticed that my derriere had become illuminated in light, not akin to the moon that she could also see in the field of view. I stop, glance about and realize that a police car had pulled up at the other side of the bush and was shining his torch in onto my sweaty Death Star.
As I was slightly pissed, I burst out laughing and shouted "Oh fuck off please?"
The copper, obviously stunned by my turn of phrase and current 100 metre "in-the-blocks" starting position simply said "Oh....sorry", turned his torch off and drove off to leave us to it.
I laughed so much my cock went limp. She wasn't happy.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 1:04, 5 replies)

I too have been caught mid-Fandango by Mr. Plod.
Drove by shining the spottie on us as I bounced her up and down on my lap (thank fuck for crotchless stockings and long skirts on park benches I say!).
"Oi, what are you up too?", "Oh, wait, nevermind" (Mumbles) "Carry on".
"Yeah, give us a minute, mate." says I.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 4:26, closed)

I can be even more pathetic than that
Did the jiggy successfully in the back of an Austin Metro (no mean feat in itself), then she wanders off to have a wee in the bushes. No sooner does she squat down hidden behind a tree, then the police pull up next to me and shine their torches through the windows to find me lying on the back-seat, tackle still semi-proud, apparently enjoying a good solo session. My loving lady simply stayed crouched down out of view while I tried to explain to the police that I wasn't in fact enjoying a lonely roadside wank, and then laughed at me for about 3 months afterwards.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:51, closed)

Hahaha, that deserves posting as a new thread so we can vote for it :D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:05, closed)

I thought that about halfway through...
I'd better stick it up if it's that significantly embarrassing.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:24, closed)

"my sweaty Death Star."...

Hahahahahahahaaaa!

I'm totally going to borrow that line!

*clicks*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31, closed)