Caught fucking (2)
This was originally only a reply, but I've been persuaded to open it up to a wider audience in a desperate attempt to seek some community approval, in direct contravention to my sigline.

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Age 17: young, horny and with my own car. We took her off to a quiet layby, flipped the back seats down and proceeded to get down with it. Having successfully done the jiggy in the back of an Austin Metro (no mean feat in itself), Emma proceeds to wander off to have a wee in the bushes. No sooner does she squat down hidden behind a tree, then the police pull up next to me and shine their torches through the windows to find me lying on the back-seat, tackle still semi-proud, apparently enjoying a good solo session. Trying to contain her mirth and urine, my loving lady simply stayed crouched down out of view while I tried to explain to the police that I wasn't in fact enjoying a lonely roadside wank. And then she laughed at me for about 3 months afterwards.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:26, 7 replies)

you know what? I wouldn't have bothered.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 2:15, closed)

Well, never mind
I might get that place on Amorous Badger's page that I've been trying so hard to get.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:33, closed)

Quite right Janet,
'cos all your stories are far more thrilling.

Oh, wait, you never write any, you just complain about everyone elses.
(username failed moderation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:59, closed)

ZING!

times-a-million
(King Nightmare, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:08, closed)

Oh man, must have been embarrassing to get caught having a wank.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 6:32, closed)

you mean caught in a metro?
with a semi as aswell
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:39, closed)

*cup of tea*
/mum
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:50, closed)