I know a lad who went away to Prague for a long weekend for his stag do.
The 'best' man switched his suitcase as they got to the airport and the only clothes he had to wear for four days were a giant babygrow, a cowboy outfit, a Bo Peep costume and a wetsuit about 6 sizes too big for him. They had confiscated his wallet too so he couldn't go to the Czech equivalent of Primark either.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:35, 3 replies)

ah, bless
and we wonder why the rest of Europe regards us a sub-neolithic arseholes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:05, closed)

Exactly.
Things like that are the reason that Prague is shit now.

Well, not shit, it's still beautiful, but...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:07, closed)

I went to Prague for my first stag do many years ago
We didn't upset anyone, got on fine with the locals and managed to combine culture with getting absolutely wombled. But that's not a very good story.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:07, closed)

The very reason I've spurned cheap holidays, saved hard, and gone places
the Britscum ® couldn't afford to go, or didn't know existed.
I mean I like getting hammered on cheap foreign booze as much as anyone, it's just that I don't want to fight the locals or have to pretend to be another nationality.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:28, closed)

I'ts pretty sad
when you have to pretend to be Scottish
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:38, closed)

Here,
I don't have to pretend, I'm constantly asked (by people who are "good at accents") which part of Scotland/Australia/South Africa I come from.
I can pretty much pick a country at random or agree with the questioner and I'll be believed.

Fairly amazing for a country where most people claim to be Scots/Irish/English/etc
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 4:46, closed)

We give passports to all the wrong people.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:11, closed)

The problem to me, isn't giving out passports to people,
but allowing them to return.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:29, closed)

Out on my stag, nothing bad happened to me,
and I had a great time not being humiliated.

I see now that I must have been doing it wrong.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 18:56, closed)

I'm afraid that if there are not pictures of you
lying in urine soaked jeans on a picturesque cobbled 15th century street, surrounded by gurning mates dressed as ugly women, then you didn't have a good time and are a boring old fart.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:33, closed)

:-(

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:53, closed)