Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Bah....At the time I weighed some 240 lbs, and had had about 2 pints of beer. My BAC was probably less than .02
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Sounds like you were quite a catch(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:12,
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Presuming they overcame the logistical challenges.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 25 May 2014, 23:51,
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As if there's any alcohol in American beer.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:25,
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