Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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On the one hand, you avoided hooking up with a golden shower fetishist.On the other hand, what the fuck does this mean?
He had chosen to make
friends with this group as they had in their
crew girls that where only their friends and
from simple observation it appeared no one
was attending their crutch caverns.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 May 2014, 9:06,
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I think 'crutch cavern' is virginspeak for vagina(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:20,
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Well, you're the expert in these matters(, Sat 24 May 2014, 1:21, closed)
I would never claim to be an expert in your poor grasp of english or inability to have sex with women.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 May 2014, 15:32,
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Ohhhhhh, cutting.(, Sun 25 May 2014, 13:57, closed)
Really? With that big brain of yours, you can't figure it outPerhaps read it more slowly, that may help.
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