Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Pissed and happy, too much spazzing around tickling between intercourses, ripped banjo string.... Fin.(, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:49, 2 replies)
Ha, a person once told me a really hilarious story about his friend breaking the banjo string of his penisat Glastonbury. It was truly one of the funniest tales I have ever heard. TBF - yours is rather poor.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:08,
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Duelling banjo-strings?(, Fri 23 May 2014, 20:30, closed)
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