Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Hands up who isn't Dr. S!
Unfortunately I clearly am.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:32,
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I heard it was hands up Dr. S'! If you catch my drift. If not , I mean I heard he likes getting fisted.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:09,
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I do enjoy a wrecked rectum.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 20:07,
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You must enjoy your own mums then
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:43,
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