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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I went to see a friend's band last night
I fancied their drummer. She did not fancy me.

FIN
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:17, 14 replies)
George! We know this is you
It's ok. It really is. You don't have to manufacture a pretend world where you're a sexy hybrid of Hugh Hefner, Peter Stringfellow and Dean Gaffney.

It will all work out in the end. Someone will love you for you.

Put the book down.
(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:27, closed)
Cheers love
Whatever all that was about.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:48, closed)
none of those are attractive

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 May 2014, 14:36, closed)
Attractive? No
Charming? No
Charismatic? No

Leathery, obnoxious and fuckwitted? Yes.


Get your hands out of your minge.
(Andrew Avetoom, Sun 25 May 2014, 18:28, closed)
it's called a muff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 May 2014, 21:08, closed)
Can I.....
.... See it?
(Andrew Avetoom, Sun 25 May 2014, 21:12, closed)
can you travel back in time to victorian london?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 May 2014, 12:51, closed)
To my knowledge I've never had sex with a drummer.
I wonder if they can wank you off and thumb your arse to two different rhythms.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 11:54, closed)
Some of them play too many fills.

(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 24 May 2014, 12:01, closed)
Every drummer has an erotic polyrhythm in reserve when they're in the sack.

(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 24 May 2014, 12:09, closed)
Sheila E put out an album entitled "Sex Cymbal".
I realise this doesn't answer your question.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 24 May 2014, 12:34, closed)
I would definitely have allowed Sheila E to stick her thumb up my bottom.
I realise this answers a question you didn't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 24 May 2014, 13:54, closed)
Don't be silly, girls don't play drums.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 May 2014, 18:43, closed)
Very true
I don't know what I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 24 May 2014, 23:25, closed)

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